Author: Richard Crasta
Publisher: Invisible Man Press
ISBN:
Size: 51.19 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128
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What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? What if 5000 Indian yogis simultaneously dropped hot coffee on their laps in 5000 McDonalds to balance India's budget? How about selling used nukes to help balance the budget deficit? By the father of 3 boys and one Inner Brat that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor is his bestselling e-book. "Pythonesque," silly, and sophisticated at the same time, according to reviewers. I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, and often thought-provoking. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to read it to you. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review This edition restores the ORIGINAL cover which was so popular with readers.
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Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781617750786
Size: 57.10 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : un
Pages : 32
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A parent pleads with their reluctant child to fall asleep, describing all of the different animals who have fallen asleep already.
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ISBN:
Size: 31.22 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
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Languages : en
Pages :
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Author: Carl-Johan Forssén Ehrlin
Publisher: Mosaik Verlag
ISBN: 364118956X
Size: 34.41 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : de
Pages : 32
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Das kleine Kaninchen, das Ihr Kind ins Reich der Träume entführt ... Will Ihr Kind oft nicht zu Bett gehen? Oder kann nicht einschlafen? Die Geschichte von Konrad Kaninchen und seiner Reise zum Schlafzauberer ist die Lösung. Sie lädt zum Vorlesen ein und führt Ihr Kind schnell zu angenehmer Entspannung und in tiefen Schlaf. Die vom Autor entwickelte Methode basiert auf Techniken des Autogenen Trainings sowie Neurolinguistischen Programmierens und wird von Psychologen und Therapeuten auf der ganzen Welt empfohlen. Machen Sie aus dem Zubettgehen Ihres Kindes ein sorgenfreies und unkompliziertes Ritual.
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Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781617752742
Size: 16.16 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
Category : Humor
Languages : un
Pages : 32
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A Jamaican patois translation of the worldwide best-selling phenomenon.
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Author: Adam Mansbach
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ISBN: 9781617753787
Size: 58.96 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
Category : Humor
Languages : un
Pages : 32
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A rhyming book for adults portrays the difficulties parents endure when trying to get their children to eat.
